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If any of the following apply to you . . .

1. You represent a huge brand that has several billion dollars in ad budget you want to allocate to be seen alongside the most horrifying construction techniques ever discovered.
2. You want to write us flowing accolades about how awesome we are.
3. You need to get in touch with us for a reason other than submitting hilarious and disturbing content to us via our cleverly-named Submit page.

. . . then congrats! You’re on the right page. Just complete the handy-dandy form below to contact us. We look forward to hearing from you!